Update! I checked the track and it's finally in Ohio, and is apparently on it's way as it was processed through Cincinnati which is where most my packages are processed from.
Sorry about the package. I tried to call them when I got to town and apparently that branch closed early today. I will be raising serious Hell on Thursday. I really hate the postal service (where service is always bad). I'll update you after I tear them a new one.
Hey man, it's the 15th (though really early on the 15th). Go ahead and PM algo your 3 item wishlist an address and you should get who you'll be playing Santa for very shortly.