Don't eat!

(Wazzup!)

Pictures!

(Well, it almost worked, but her chores got in the way. But I think we're going to the ever-fabled prom together, insha'Allah.)

Literature!

(Thanks!

I should ask her out to that. )

Kaboom!

(I will certainly try!)

Onomatopoeia!

(Our school has an annual swing dance complete with lessons and live jazz music. I've never had a reason to go before now.)

G. Gordon Godfrey!

(I'll tell you what: if I can convince my romantic partner to come with me, I'll give swing-dancing a go.)

Clickety click!

(I'll consider it.)

SHRINKY DINKY EYES!

(Oh, come on.)

SPIDER-MAN IN THE CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR TRAILER!

(Much, much worse.)

Charming!

(And aren't you glad about that?)