Hahaha. Not quite, although I do get asked that every darn day. I'm actually an ophthalmic photographer for an eye doctor. In other words, I use a special camera to get images of a patients retina. They most often have diabetic retinopathy, macular degeneration, a detached retina, bleeding in the back of the eye, or some other kind of nerve problem.
My friend finds it amusing that I got a science-y job with a Bachelor of Arts
ah so u deal with........ painy bad bad go away.......