Happy birthday!

Just making sure

I know.

Sadly, sending humans places is called traficing, and is illegal in most places. Considering where you live, I'm not doing that

No. I want a human.

I can send a lobster to keep you company, if you wish?

No, as in I'm not seeing anybody. I'm alone. *looks away* Very alone.

So you're taken by this 'single' person? Cool

Actually, I'm currently single.

Sorry, but you had to face the truth sooner or later. And the truth is, we're both taken Me by science, you by... well, I don't know.