*tiptoes out*

*Leaves*

Security guard A: Hey you here something that sounds like a really prolonged conversation.
Security guard B: Nope only sounds like some... where the hell is everything?!?!
Security Guard A: Holy Hell everything's been stolen, you go contact the cops, I'll look around.
Security Guard B: On it
*Security Guard B leaves*
*Security Guard A starts to search*

*hides*

Does a ransacked museum back a

*foot step sounds*
and I don't think we have time to find out.

Bingo dingo lingo.

so 5s to 6s out of tens on the scarroometer?

Shadey alleys.
Dark hallways.
Unclean rooms.

Basically anything that looks scary yet fit for a PG-13 movie.

Okay let me contact a friend.
*contacts friend*
and he's unavailable.
Okay well I got my own pun skills, so where are these monocle mafia people?

We... haven't tried that in the past.
But it might just work!

Please tell me we have to defeat them with puns.