Baby Pokemon are a hassle to deal with. I can't say I'm much of a fan, either.

Right now it's 19 and still won't evolve. I swear to God this fucking gimmick sucks; baby Pokemon shouldn't take this much work to evolve.

Nothing wrong with that~

I may just end up using TMs when it does evolve. Friendship evolving can go die in a fire.

Yeah, it's a really, really annoying process...

Right now I'm getting stuff that says he likes beans from Amne, he waits for instruction and other things like that.

I'm just pissed that he'll evolve at 24 or something and he'll never learn moves that aren't garbage tier. Friendship evolving sucks ass.

Well, there's plenty of ways to raise friendship, including, and I'm not joking, just running around with him in your party.
Letting him battle, feeding him berries, interacting with him in the Amie mode (I think), and just spending time with him in your party and moving all raises friendship, so I wouldn't worry too much over it!

Right now Pichu's level 13; I'm fearing even if I do everything right he won't evolve until level 40? 50? Friendship evolving is so slow.

I understand how it can be frustrating. No worries.
Here's to hoping you can get the guide swiftly!

It could sell out or just sit until it's brought or something else.

I really want this guide; I'm having major trouble with the game. SOS battles keep happening to me so I can't get my Pichu to evolve; I may just ask someone to trade me a Pikachu. I couldn't care less for EV training; getting happiness up even with Soothe Bell sucks.