Well who am I kidding. I'm not on this site enough for them to even consider me

I'll "persuade" one of the admins too retire...... MWAHAHAHA!

It'll take you becoming a mod, then super mod, then Admin. And I'm pretty sure we're not hiring right now

Plus crime rates have skyrocketed at my school this year. So yeah, I'll stick to becoming admin

Not exactly, I think it'll be even harder for you to become an admin

You see why it'd be easier if I just became an administrator?

Oh...um...melt some hot cheese and go outside?

Ok YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. This has been the single coldest winter Wisconsin has had for decades. 3 different days it dropped down to -40. It's literally dangerous for me to be outside too long most days

I have a car, I've braved the outside

Ya but that's work that can be done laying on my bed. Getting a girlfriend requires *shutters* going outside