I'm also convinced that her father is an NSA agent who's monitoring my every move in order to ensure her safety.

*Mobilizes Justice League.*

Oh my.

*Arms anti air missile defense systems.*

No, seriously. I'm deathly terrified of her answering machine.

*Alerts forces.*

Target has displayed hostility. Stand by for battle.

Oh, I'd love to.

*Grabs Sengoku Driver and Kiwami Lockseed.*

You should see me trying to call my best friend.

*Alerts Superman of possible threat.*

... You're making me nervous...

Oh. I haven't. I'll get around to it.

... *Targets Bat-Satellite Laser.*

I'm Batman. I don't kill people. I just maim them.

I just wanted to know if you've read the first episode yet... Please don't kill me.

*Mobilizes Batbots.*

I'm just taking precautions...

*Dons Bat-Armor.*

I ain't gonna hurt you.