Is it good?

Rhyme!

(Have I ever told you about Chemistry...?)

Nope...
It's covered in algo spit.

It's some crazy genius thing.

Oh right, I forgot Twilight Sparkle can vapourise me too. And Elsa can stab me through my gut.

Former claims the sole Former title.

Good boy.

T__T

What?!? Where did kinkiness come in? I'm just referring to their ... umm ... cuteness!

*blushes*
*slap*

They're also impossible to play. *flashbacks to the time when a guy came and destroyed my May in Guilty Gear T__T*

That's right. Since we're on flashbacks, I realise my tastes have been pretty consistent in this department. From a tiny kid watching Akazukin ChaCha, to a teenager sneak-watching shoujo anime, to my automatic gravitation towards cute female fighting characters (KOF's Athena, Soul Calibur's Xianghua, Guilty Gear's May), to my later MLP obsession.

Touch me with that and I'll rip your heart out.

Touché!

(Yeah. No one else had to raise their hand.

I've spent over a decade studying heroes, and yet, in a class full of students who have not devoted nearly as much time as I have to the subject, I have to RAISE MY #@$%ING HAND‽‽)

Why a leek?