Why logically?

NO PHILOSOPHY.

It's PAHFEKT.
Heck I wanted to call it Pagur after the pagurus part of pagurus bernhardus. Pagur also means "rumination" in Hindi, which is like perfect. But I was worried I couldn't pronounce it right so I decided on a more European name.

Any Thai restaurants in your vicinity?

It kinda is.

NO EXISTENTIALISM!

It's a cool Burrito.
WHAT?
Come on, it's perfect.

How about this?
I find him.
You kill him.
And you get your own check.

Go try it! It's expensive here and only in season sometimes.

I think it looks okay, but to be honest, I don't know how good Black Series is, so I'm just comparing it to mainstream stuff.

Want exact? 33.333333333%

Have you noticed my Slowpoke obsession recently?
As a kid I always liked Slowking, though I wasn't a fan of Slowbro. But ... Mega Slowbro, it is amazing. It's one of my favourite Mega evos ever.
I like the name Bernhard because the scientific name for hermit crabs is pagurus bernhardus so it fits.

True!

(It doesn't. That's the point.)

...

*loads sniper rifle*
Let's get right to it then.

I was just joking pal.

Kay...


Should have thought this through.

They're very nice. You should try Thai mango with sticky rice. It's a lovely dessert.

If you don't mind could you send me some?

It is in my case.

It's not an English name. Don't worry about the nh, they don't combine. Pronounce it like "Burn Hard".

Yep.

So... the whole point of this training montage?

Whatever!

They're nice!

It doesn't look so bad to me. What's wrong with it?

30%!!!

... What's wrong with Bernhard?