But you want to talk about accelerants, it's citrus bizarrely enough. Kid you not, I once saw a disco catch fire due to the bartenders failing to clean up lemon juice. One errant cigarette ember later and FWOOSH. Not even a second passed and the whole place was a smoldering ruin. Works with limes, too. Oranges, you need a bit more work. Great for flushing out the fuel system of a fighter jet, though.

Also, little known fact, carrots make excellent improvised explosives, second only to potatoes and pomegranates.

Yay!

Good, because I kind of don't know how/when/why/where/if to stop.

You smile too much girl. I think I'll have to take you out early on in the war.

*chuckles* Did I say I was going to tell you who they were, my little devil ray?

I also know the identities of Gai and Scissor.

Like a Tour of the Stars guide who's finally snapped and is driving through lawns and personal zoos with equal indiscretion, and there's a goddamned Tiger stuck to the roof and it's trying to claw its way in out of a combination of rage, fear, and hunger of the scent of a meatball hoagie in one of the tourists' possession. Why would a tiger want a meatball hoagie when the tourist in question is a meaty treat himself, you ask? Well you have clearly never actually HAD a meatball hoagie, otherwise you'd know they're artery-clogging delicious and only have maybe 20 minutes before they congeal into a mass of fat and disappointment.

ANYWAY.