Should've known you were going to change your whole profile while I was off on vacation (currently still am )

Especially since it would last less than a year!

(I can understand that.)

Not in time for a movie, anyway!

(I don't really go toy-shopping anymore.)

Not coming back!

(I suppose I could track down the LEGO set…)

The double-layer sheets shall protect me!

I'm just pulling your leg, you have a good day now.

If suspensy is not scary I don't know what is. The worst scares are those that play with your mind.

*recalls all those things he was afraid of.*

*starts seeing movements in the corner of his eye*

*crawls into fetal position*

Night...

Swat them like flies!

I am tempted to read the plot on wiki now, but I think I need to sleep tonight, thank you.

Business penguins?
I really should. Getting ready for bed now.

Mirrors steal souls and contain eldritch abominations from other planes of existence.

Where she comes out of the TV?

Are you looking around your room while saying this? (wouldn't explain the penguins, though) Ooh, this is exciting, I hope I can write it okay enough. But not tonight, I'm quite spent on energy.

...

I will not look into mirrors for the next few days. Just kidding, I don't know who stares into their reflection for that long. But I've read enough creepypasta to be suitably creeped out by them.

What was the scare? The final scene?

Lord Business? Maybe I'll write that bit tomorrow, I need to figure out how exactly they become monsters. Dopants have Gaia Memories, Zodiarts have Switches, etc.