Peter and MJ's marriage!

(I don't remember that. )

You said that last time too, but I'm not sure I understand. After all, it'll play a major part in Phase 3, what with Thanos and especially now they're doing GOTG 2.

Knowing is half the battle, thanks for that!

Shame, but could you tell me why?

I said just Star Lord. JUST STAR LORD.

I ship it!

(Eventually.

I already through a cake in your face. )

Aw man, so your apathetic stance has remained the same since a few months ago.

No, just Star Lord.

Oh right, now I remember.

Do you want some Raccoon in your life? I want some Star Lord!

Shakespeare!

(But none about comics.

Yep. )

Defiance!

(That's a lot of parodies…

Oh, and Happy Birthday, buddy. )

Ugh, for shame! But then again, the post-credits ones are not really that plot relevant. I don't even remember Cap's.

All this talk of Marvel, I'm starting to regret not doing an advanced screening for Guardians.

Trust no one, Charlie Brown!

(… What?)