.....I know why.
Ahem.....
*flashback*
One time, when you were asleep (you do gross thing when your asleep, by the way) I took a sample of your hair. Then I took a sample of mine.
And I made clones.
Homicidal clones.

The killer.
The killer is............us! No, we! Them?! What's going on?!

What do we do now?
*reads documents*
Oh. My. God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!

Okay.
*does that*
What with the eyeblack? You aren't a football player.

*lowers the rest of the rope, which is about 4 inches long*
Does this look like it could support you?

Hey, Ace Dumb-tura, we don't have another!

If anybody can engineer Crescent Rose in action figure form, I'd go nuts.

Oh man, let me heal your broken heart!

*Brings out Comic Tact*

"Gather the power of Flowers! Comic Tact!"

*Heart Goes On starts playing in the background*

"Forte Wave!!!"

*Spin, spin, spin*

*algo floats in the air with a gleeful smile*

*lowers you*
Alright, do your thing!

Alright!
*gets to the top and rips open a vent*
*ties rope around you*
Ready?

These four will make the best action figures history has seen. I'd snap up the lot without hesitation.

Hey what is it with Nora? She's like a Pinkie Pie Amy Rose with a GIANT PIKO PIKO HAMMER!

Something with you and the colour Blue? I like Noel's design better, but I think Elizabeth is a more important character for you.