Now you've made me want to study the history of Colombia, the history of Portugaul's colonization period, and also play Donkey Kong Country.

Because DKC is apparently about American Imperialism.

Also here's a random note, I sometimes confuse Colombia with Bolivia.

...You tell me.
I have a headache now, thanks.

! [I know.] (He might improve enough to warrant his existence. As of now, he hasn't.)

(I'll say. You referred to me as "children.")

....Nahhhhhhhmaybe.

Too late.
"Baby, we need you, cause I needs a girl~"
"Guess what, we have one, bitches!"
You don't know that!

Took you long enough.

No she's too busy saving Earth and dying.

Deal.

I think she is Mod Cyan, I'm sure, uh huh, and that's cool too.

Because they all have songs like,"I need a woman~" and we could say, we have one in our band, suck it~

That's just as likely as me asking for Megalon.
It's not likely.

What exactly did it look like in your head? Norway was the first non-colonizing European nation I thought of so I'm wondering how you imagined it.

And why you thought a Colombia colonized by Norway was way better than one colonized by Spain.

And how did you order food in a Norwegian-speaking country?

Indeed.