How about all but the last?

Eeyore!

(On the other hand, we do have a guest speaker tomorrow who lived through WWII.)

I'll probably get in trouble for this but......what's your wish?

Nope. How old are you?

Now I can.

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Because SCIENCE!

Yep.

Audiovisual arts...wow, that's fantastic. I wish I had a career like that.

What I'm doing? I'm still studying but I've gone an insanely long way. I started college doing animation art, changed to economics, graduated with psychology, did a short diploma in human resources and am now doing a master program in accounting. Yes, I've been told I can't make up my mind, but there's actually more truth to the matter.

The old one was even farther!