Do you have the tools to commit genocide?

You don't drink.

Was looking for an aux cable to connect players to cars. Shouldn't be a tough decision but research man, research.

Lucky I'm far away from you. O.o

Good you're friends with seagulls now. Next you'll say you're actually a fish.

Unfortunately no. I was just a bit preoccupied.

I don't even know anymore

Stop poking my buttons

.....

Stop it with your logic

How dare you.

There's a balance. Don't die, Araragi. Algo will cry.

How did you talk to that seagull?

Again, what ending?! (But I haven't seen all of them.)

(Yeah, let's.)

Ah, that's taking it to the extreme. But aside from the sword part it could be seen as foolishly noble.

Looks like you succeeded in grabbing my phone for a while. T__T