Explain a Tokusatsu show/movie badly.
 

Saw this on Marcosatsu's channel. Thought it'd be a fun idea here!



A bunch of lizardmen beat the shit out of each other. Also, one of them has the hots for a zombie.

A solar-powered chef kicks God in the face.

Fast and the Furious but with more spandex.

High schooler forms a gang to beat up bullied kids.

Garo: it's like Power Rangers with a knight.

A genius physicist fuses a rabbit and tank to fight the devil's bat and cobra over a box. Also there is a costume dragon in the middle of that.

A show about dancing and fruit takes a dark turn.

Really fast insects are really fast.

Space team that has the number nine in their team name has more than nine members.

An emo kid tries to abort himself via time travel shinanigans

Kamen Rider 1971: It's like if The Six Million Dollar Man and Power Rangers had a baby.

Kamen Rider Ex-aid: A living meme orders doctors to play video games to stop video games from eating people

The illegitimate child of Spielban and Metalder.

A dysfunctional bunch of aviators tries to defend earth from an equally dysfunctional bunch of extra-dimensional beings.

A vet, an airforce pilot, a neet, a sumo florist and a karateka fight pollution by collecting marbles and saving a werewolf in the process.

Cold blooded murderer stalks and kills unsuspecting aliens in the same forest over and over again.

A trio of king fu students learn the ways of pizza making by a guy who enjoys natural herbs.

Cop wears tires to fight robots. His future brother in law has major daddy issues.

Intergalactic map maker decides to become hero through decapitating monsters.

OOO: Human traffic light and floating bird hand fight medal monsters while CEO says happy birthday a lot and a spectacled man loses his mind when his doll falls off his arm.

Movie War Core: Wow, the last two parts of this film are so non-canon it hurts.

Kamen Rider Taisen: You thought the one above was so non-can it hurts. Guess again.

Ghost: Two ghosts, a prince, a scientist, a loud annoying monk and his disciples, one of the ghost's sister, and an old hermit and his pet ghost, become Ghostbusters

ToQger: IMAGINATION!!!!!

Local LARP group turns into Battle Royale.

Man has to clear mistakes of closed company, with a traitor, Spiderman, and the anti-christ.

Jetman: Battle of the Planets rip-off
*mic drop*

"It's just like Power Rangers."

...

For all of them.

.........sir.......I think you won.......

Drive: Knight Rider rip-off
Megaranger: The Last Starfighter rip-off

this just this

A living antidepressant fights evil creatures with the power of wedding rings

This is golden. :D

Kyuranger: Too many cooks

4 screamy men use Poker to fight BDSM furries and ascend to the role of Grim Reaper.

Ever watch Cardcaptor Sakura? Imagine that in live action, as cute as a rotten hotdish, and with a massive body count.

In order to kill a giant demon dragon, the board of directors at Adidas, who are all furries, have 3 employees reinact the Karate Kid.

It’s Highlander meets JoJo.

A dead kid collects a bunch of eyeballs to make him not dead again.

Seto Kaiba hunts demons with a sword

Amazons: RESIDENT EVIL!

A murderous Alien possesses the corpse of his first victim and uses it to fight monsters.

-Ultraman 1966-

A guy who wants to be friends with everyone by beat up people who get special powers from switches by using a child toy strapped to his waist to give him a pointy helmet.

kamen rider fourze

A man gets his bike caught in a tree and ends up becoming Doctor Who in a train.

Kamen Rider Gaim: Almost literally Kingdom Hearts

A man with many skills end up have the power to end the world
Avatar of Anti-Life Equation
Mirror Mirror who's the baddest of them all
Zombies killing zombies
Music that kills
My sister is an alien
Humanities has demonic futures
Twilight, tokusatsu version
analog and digital detectives
A lost soul gets a hand and then turns into a reptile
Breakfast club (with science)
How to not do time travel
CSI:Cyber
Eyes of Anarchy
There are two kinds of gamers..
Romance of The Three Kingdoms

genius :lolol

Men in Black but where the stupid secret government secrecy plot is replaced with very noticeable and uncensored giant robot battles.

I know it looks rediculous, but it’s written by Urobuchi Gen. That’s all you need to know.

A more colorful version of Silverhawks.

The Terminator meets Pixar’s Cars.

The cast of “Dances with Wolves: On Ice” wage war against a pirate just trying to fix his ship.

It’s a social commentary on how terrible our communication skills are despite having cellular phones at the ready.

Furries use Minecraft to save the world.

Dude loves his grandmother so much he lives by her word and believes he is actually better than God, also has a tendency to point up to the sky A LOT.

Homeless man collects coins because a zombie told him to.

Seto Kaiba trades yugioh cards for a sword and golden armor

It’s like the Scopes Monkey Trial with martial arts.

An alcoholic gets superpowers to fight his employers

Amazons?