Haruto Needs A New Ring!
 

He needs something. Our near-emotionless struggling Rider needs help, and we're going to give it to him in the form of a brand new Ring. It can give him a new form, unlock the power of a Rider, give him a new ability, anything.

My contribution is going to be my smartass comment on the Kamen Rider Watching Thread.

ZOLDA, PLEASE! ZOLDA ZOZOZO ZOLDA! The Ring would turn his suit Zolda Green and Gold, and give him every piece of handheld weaponry Zolda was able to use in Ryuki.

Because sometimes the only way to solve a problem is through a cannon the size of a small hatchback.

SCISSORS!
Please!

Not even he'd survive that.

Personality, PLEASE
Go away Shunpei, PLEASE

Momotaros! Please!
summons Momo to battle.

Warning! Side effects my include: Momotaros attacking you, voice inside your head, people calling you schizophrenic, inexplicable urge to Ore Sanjou, and massive Headaches/migraines. Please use responsibly.

WEAPON!!!! PLEASE!

Allows Haruto to summon any Kamen Rider weapon so he can kick ass using the UNDISPUTED MOST BADASS RIDER WEAPON EVER, the Drag visor Zwei.

EDIT!
Please!

Edits the "Shabadoobie touch to henshin!" jingle out of the episode, thereby preserving the dramatic tension of all transformation scenes. :p

I don't know if its just me, but I don't get annoyed when Drivers sing or make noises, at least not yet. Again, not bashing your view just stating mine.

Although Kyroyuger has the most obnoxious and least understandable voice in all of toku, so that voice can go die in hell.

Bitch, Please!

Creates a smartass remark to any and all questions and statements.

:lol

Yes, Please. *Dramatic Silence* Shabadoobie Touch to Henshin!

... Why you gotta be like that.

:lol Yes again!

It doesn't bug me that much, but there have been a few times where the show gets really serious and dramatic, then the damn jingle starts.

Yeah, the Kyoryuger one can die in a fire.