Is the mayor of Emptyville.

Lives in a town that doesn't deserve such a cool name.

NINJA'd by a guy who lives in a town that makes me think of salsa.

It's safe! In fact, really safe....too safe.

Has a boring town name.

Lives in a town named after an alien world.

Xenia... XEEEEEEnia.... XenIIIIA....

Lives in a place that sounds like it belongs in a damn Science Fiction B-Movie.
Ninja'd by a Pinecone with a gravity defying hat.

Is a Sailor scout.

Should know its Sailor Senshi!

Liked a mermaid show.

Liked a show.