Part of the Negativity Division

Leader of aforementioned division.

Wants to destroy the rainforest for very legitimate grievances.

Wouldn't know a legitimate grievance if it walked up to him, formally introduced itself, handed him a business card and biography, kicked him in the round tables, and stood on him while yelling "Remember me!" for half an hour.

Will possibly protect the rainforest.

Is correct.

Was brutally traumatized by the Mary Poppins penguins as a small child.

Needs to name someone who wasn't.

Needs to name someone who didn't see that.

Does not remember when Floppy discs were a legitimate media platform.