:lol

Their latest episode: Trini: Sistah or Brotha? You Decide.
Crowd: Mm-hm.

:lol

Kim: Girl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?
Crowd: (Cheers)
Sapphire & Dolphineesha: Mm-hm.
Narrator: We will be right back on "Girl, Why You Be Ackin' So Cray-Cray?"

:lolol

And finally, it would air on BET and The Oprah Winfrey Network.
AKA, Black Person Television.
Kim: You do not waste the good Lord's, he graced that there food.
Person: I can't eat, it goes to waste.
Sapphire: Nuh-uh.
Kim: Girl, why you body be so cray? Now shut yo face.

I think I'll make Zack religious, just because in MMPR your personality has to clash with your actions.

"I bully weak kids in the name of the lord!"

Zach: Ma daddy was a preacher, and he taught the good books word! But he was kinda bad at it. So he never had people at his church that and he was a pedophile, and everybody was trying to not touch his bible but he really wanted them to touch his bible.
Kim: Mm-hm, you go girl!

Wow I'm not sure I'd go that far... :lol

But I do have an idea for an image.

Zack: Bro, my Righteous Axe was bestowed upon me by like... the planet itself. And so I guess that means, like, I'm the only one that you can free you from the shackles of evil or whatever. Rest in peace, brother.

Horror Tommy: How is such a weirdo overpowering my Legendary Power!

http://i.imgur.com/Fh7vryd.jpg