ah this really does get worse every time someone brings it up

this has the exact same problem as the heisei numbers theory except yall have made it somehow way worse and longer with each explanation cause of how hard you have to reach

the thing is, if the references themselves aren't consistent throughout ALL of the things you're trying to connect, then it makes no sense. I could buy the number references back when it was w-fourze, but things like wizard being connected to the number 5 just because he has 5 fingers is absolutely atrocious and it genuinely gets dumber the further you stretch it

on the bright side, posts like that are at the exact same level of entertainment as seeing what flat-earthers have to say

Number Theory...2!

This is nothing like the numbers theory. It's just people trying to make sense of the strange combinations. If anything, it's the Best Match scenario all over again.

With the Best Matches, the whole thing there is having complementary traits. Sure, a bunny might not do much in armed conflict unless it's been ripped straight out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but if a tank could jump, that'd be terrifying.

And so would a hawk with a gatling gun.

Though a penguin on a skateboard would totally be fucking radical.

Comedy gold

Does anyone have a good henshin call idea for a Revice adaptation?

"Stamp It!"? "Contract Contact!"?

And how does a jackal relate to Ex-Aid? Guess we'll have to find out this week.

Possibly, the Jackal linking to Ex-Aid less links to Video Games and more to the fact that Ex-Aid is a Doctor. Doctors are the ones who decide people's fates. In fact, Emu Hojo's Catchphrase before Transforming is "I will change X's
(The X representing the patient's name) fate." And Jackals have been linked to fate in the past. In Ancient Egypt, the god who judges the dead (linking to the Demons) by balancing the dead person's heart with the Feather of Truth is the God Anubis, whose head is a Jackal. The God who decides people's fate of being let into the Ancient Egyptian Afterlife, whose represented in said mythology by a Jackal, is connected to Emu Hojo because he wants to "change (his patient)'s fate". I just realized this connection.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Now THAT is what I’m looking for!!!