Should know The Outsiders is one of my favorite books.
His name is Darrel.

Has a cousin in an interplanetary prison for poisoning an inhabited planet's atmosphere with a mutagen gas.

Has five sister, nine brothers, and eighteen dogs.

Eats tungsten.

Has tetanus.

Craps anti-tank rounds.

Is not talking about me.

Plays "Guren no Yumiya" when he does unfitting things, like trimming a rose bush or suffering from constipation.

Once dated a cloud.
It didn't work out.

Stalked a rainbow for a week trying to find its pot of gold.