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So for a fun fact, Shun’s mother is voiced by the same VA as Virgo. No wonder she freaked him out.
Also, I said back in the teens of this rewatch that Tachibana originally had a different name in the planning stage, and I’ll now reveal that the name was Emoto. They changed it because they realised that the guys whose name is “Otome” backwards might be a likely candidate for Virgo in the minds of the audience. As you’ve seen, they still found a use for the name. Also, the surprise return of Rocket States. I guess someone just wanted to reuse the suit. |
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As said above, a hero accepting a redeemed villain, even if not easily, may be seen as pushing to have it done at the behalf of the villain's victims, of which, many brought this up towards villains who has murdered many, as the damage they do are irreversible, thus they're the ones seen as irredeemable. Maybe the popular take by this is that, Sugiura wouldn't fit said irredeemable criteria and maybe viewed similarly as those who commit petty or victimless crimes, such as theft, vandalism, or speeding, as his villainy can just be undone by removing the brainwashing, and everything would be normal again, like how those crimes in said list can be undone by them returning, compensating, or repairing stuff, thus they're seen as redeemable (or have people downplay them as never being bad in the first place as they never murdered anyone), while for something like murder, it can't be undone (and not all fantasy settings also can). To vouch for characters like Gentaro to at least let people like Makise or Sugiura being beaten up by their victims, is why people also vouch for characters like Shinji to stop being so "soft" and go pay evil unto evil against the threats, where the people they're talking about are people who are at least as bad as Makise or worse (even if they're more likable to audience to watch such as Asakura), such as Sudo, Jun (Shibaura, not Shigeno), or Asakura. You may see punishing cruelty with more cruelty different to Gentaro letting those people be beaten up, but it seems to be a lesser version of it based on how for those who complain about superheroes having a "no kill rule", if they can't do it, at least in their eyes, they have to let other more ruthless anti-heroes kill those villains they refuse to dirty their hands for. Quote:
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I will also say, I think part of that comes from how appropriately endgame-y it feels, while still being something that lightens the overall mood back down to usual Fourze levels? Fundamentally, it was just kinda weird to see Tachibana doing *anything* that isn't floating up in space, so even just that disruption to the status quo comes off as an event. To then top that off with the extra layer to the Virgo identity reveal was likewise pretty killer. I remember people guessing Emoto was Virgo the second he showed up, presumably having noticed the joke of his name, but I wonder if him being Tachibana on top of that was also on everybody's Fourze bingo cards at the time? Sort of hard to recall, at this point. Oh, and the other big thing from this episode I remember is how exceedingly polite it was of the show to wait until Mega Max was released on video to bring in Rocket States for a guest appearance. It felt pretty nice to still have the full context even as an overseas fan who had only seen the movie like, man, probably only a month prior at most? |
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KAMEN RIDER FOURZE EPISODE 42 - “REIGN OF THE ARCHER”
https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/.../fourze42a.png Like, of course Gentarou would want to make friends with Emoto/Tachibana/Virgo/etc. It’s a declaration followed by a classic Kengo flip-out, where he cannot seriously believe that Gentarou would show up for a second afterschool training session with a Horoscope who likely murdered at least two of their friends, and has been manipulating them on multiple axes for almost a year by now. But, again, of course Gentarou would do that. There’s the logic to his belief – Virgo is up to something that he doesn’t want the other Horoscopes to know about, their missing friends likely aren’t dead, and backing Meteor clearly isn’t something that’d help the Horoscopes – but there’s also just the belief of Gentarou. Gen is sure there’s someone in there he can befriend, and he won’t discount the possibility just because it seems outlandish. If there’s a chance you can befriend someone, you’ve got to take it. This is a whole episode that’s about that belief, and the way friendship as a concept is a multiplier to the friendships themselves. Gen gains things from JK, Miu, Shun, and Yuuki being around, but he can still be their friend by supporting them when they’re not around, and they’re no less his friends – and their friendship is no less valuable – for a lack of constancy to their appearances. Gen cheering them on from afar boosts his spirits in the same way having them in his life on a daily basis boosts his spirits, giving a new understanding to Cosmic States. As long as he believes in his friends and wants them to be happy, the friendship has power, and so does Cosmic States. It’s all of a piece with 25/26, where what we’re talking about is how these people will all be pulled in different directions soon enough, but that doesn’t eliminate the bonds between them. The speech Gen gives here… it’s an acknowledgement that the end is near, but instead of last episode’s melancholy, we get a cheerful vow that they’ll all hold this time in their hearts forever, taking the KRC with them wherever the future might lead. Where it’s leading them right this second is into a whole bunch of Horoscopes drama, with varying levels of severity. First, Emoto/Tachibana/Virgo can append “/Corpse” to that long list of appellations, because no sooner than we get a beaming smile from Professor Alias to signify a turned leaf and a heartfelt embrace of Gen’s philosophy towards friendship, then we also get him being IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED by Sagittarius, giving us our first out-and-out fight between the fully-powered Riders and the main Horoscope, which naturally goes incredibly and combustibly terrible for the heroes. It’s the point in the story where the heroes need to know exactly how outmatched they are, which is Utterly. The fight itself is fiery, but kind of standard: Sagittarius no-sells, every attack is blocked or negated, and the villain leaves with an insulting and dismissive air. It’s not what the episode’s built around (that’d be Gen’s speech and Emoto’s change of heart) so it doesn’t really detract, but I found it a little formulaic. Useful to the narrative, but not especially dramatic. Elsewhere, we got Emoto’s brief escape to implore Kengo to keep on Kengoin’ on, without imparting any new information that’d help the team combat the Horoscopes – who Sagittarius or Libra are, for example, seems like that could’ve been quick and come in handy – before getting murdered by an enraged Leo and a taunting Libra. Emoto got a nice little arc of all of this, getting redeemed by Gen’s unwavering faith in the power of friendship, and then he needed to shuffle off the stage before he could speed up the story. It’s the Fourze way! It really was the most Fourze episode, for better or worse. Gen’s speech is a series highlight, framing the idea of friendship as being a universal power separate and additive to the friends in your life, while the various Horoscope shenanigans treat Quickly Telling The KRC Vital Intel as though Toei’s hitmen are enforcing people’s silence. (Backstory about yourself and your personal failings? Sure! All day! But if you even think about saying “Gamou is Sagittarius”, you are better off spending that moment buying your own coffin.) But, as always, I am here for characters over plot, so they can indulge that hoary trope until the stars go out, as long as I get speeches like Gentarou’s. https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/.../fourze42b.png |
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(I'm kidding! It's totally appropriate for JK, Shun, Yuuki and Miu to affirm in person that their friendship with Gentarou is larger than their fear of what Virgo might do to them, while also being a rousing and heroic visual! But it's still sort of undermining Gentarou's point!) |
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Is it possible to have too much action in an action show? That's definitely how I feel after going back through these again. I'm a Showa fan, so I can absolutely respect the premise of a "let's go to a quarry and punch things until I'm stronger" episode, but I still could've done with a bit less form change highlight reel and a bit more character moments.
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Also, not that this matters to Die's personal experience with the episode at all, and he sort of already pointed this out, but I'll go ahead and reinforce that if it is a formulaic debut for the main villain, it's a pretty good formula? You know, every Rider show is gonna be somebody's first, so especially if you're the target audience, or even like, a John Hughes fan who got roped in by your weird otaku friend or something, I think the raw visual impact of the big bad appearing amongst all that fire is definitely going to leave the intended strong impression. Quote:
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KAMEN RIDER FOURZE EPISODE 43 - “LIGHT AND DARKNESS TWINS”
https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/.../fourze43a.png I’d imagine this one’s entertainment value depends entirely on your appreciation for (or, less charitably, tolerance for) Yuuki’s whole thing. Like, I want to applaud this show for leaning into Yuuki’s mounting absurdity to devise an episode whose first-half conceit – that a deranged Yuuki is gleefully cartwheeling through school, vandalizing people and property alike in the good name of Space – is the most believable fake-out ever broadcast under the Kamen Rider banner, but at the same time that sort of doesn’t portray Yuuki’s performance and character development in the best light, if you’ll pardon the pun. The only reason the first chunk of this story can work is that Yuuki’s become such a bonkers character over the last 40-odd episodes that we can all sort of see her tagging a few dozen schoolmates in order to celebrate space. It’s not a million miles away from praying to a rocket for guidance, or bringing Hayabusa everywhere (even though I love that puppet), or cramming space books haphazardly on library shelves, or whatever else comes to mind when you think back to Yuuki’s comedic highlights. This is an episode that really foregrounds how overblown Yuuki’s performance has gotten, and I don’t know if that’s making lemonade out of lemons, or just hanging a lantern on an unavoidable topic. It’s kind of funny, if nothing else, that this episode drops in a tiny tidbit that Yuuki has been driven insane by cosmic whisperings since she was a child, retroactively framing every burst of Yuuki Yammerings as “Oh, so she was just going cosmically crazy according to some astrological phenomenon, not some increasingly goofy kid.” Again, it’s a choice! Maybe not a great one, but one that can feel logical in light of where the character’s at. There’s more to come on that front, and Yuuki’s backstory with Gentarou, but it’s interesting to see so much work being done to refocus Yuuki’s energy and passion into something possibly nefarious and manipulated. The whole episode’s pretty much consumed with Yuuki’s backstory, in ways small – hints of her history with Gentarou, and why he doesn’t remember pivotal events – and large, namely finally meeting Yuuki’s parents! And, if you asked me to choose one Heisei all-star to pop up as one of Yuuki’s parents for a montage where the Joujima family participates in a bunch of culturally-appropriative and borderline-disrespectful dinners… well, it’d be Chiyoko, obviously. But if you asked me to choose a second Heisei all-star to pop up as one of Yuuki’s parents for a montage where the Joujima family participates in a bunch of culturally-appropriative and borderline-disrespectful dinners, it’d be Doctor Maki, ably demonstrating the over-committed buffoonery that helped shape Yuuki into one of the least defensible members of the KRC, somehow dropping below Ohsugi. (He’s great in this episode! I love his manic cop nonsense!) In an episode that does not lack for characters going over the line into parody, Yuuki’s mom and dad feel like they’re dropped in from the broadest HBV, for a scene that’s only a minute long, but is still interminable and basically not funny. (It’s just mugging and accents! There’s no jokes!) At least Gemini is fun? I thought Gemini was fun. I didn’t love the daddy/daughter stuff with Sagittarius at the end – I just feel like the energy of this story is all wrong for his flavor of villainy? – but Gemini herself is the best part of this episode, allowing for a couple of tense and chaotic action sequences, with enough physical comedy to balance against the threat of an insane Yuuki; or, more insane? I don’t know. Gemini is a fun foe, regardless of where she comes from or how it might imperil Yuuki. And that’s sort of where I’m at at the end of this one: I sort of don’t care what happens to Yuuki? That sounds harsher than I probably mean it, because I do like the concept of Yuuki, the stalwart friend to Kengo and the boisterous heart of the KRC. But this one? The crazy girl who’s either more crazy than we knew or less stable than we hoped? I don’t really care about that one! I hope defeating Gemini brings back the Yuuki I used to care about! https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/.../fourze43b.png |
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You’ve got to love how the hand wave for why they didn’t notice Yuki was a Horoscopes in waiting is them asking Hayami, and him basically going “I didn’t care enough to double check”.
And my favourite gag in the whole series is the one where Gemini Sats “Shut up, Gen-chan I hate you”, and Gentaro decides she must be the real Yuki because she called him Gen-chan, and takes a minute to realise what she said next. |
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KAMEN RIDER FOURZE EPISODE 44 - “CEREMONY OF CELESTIAL FATE”
https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/.../fourze44a.png Apropos for a Gemini story, I’m of two minds on this one. One part of me admires what this episode’s trying to do. The shift from Maniacal Doppelganger to something more probing and revealing about Yuuki’s buried resentments and desires, that’s a more interesting route to take. Forcing Yuuki to deal with her own propensity for darkness, and come out the other side a more healed and reflective person, that’s a solid concept. The other part of me thinks that this episode never really addressed any of that, instead giving us a story less about anything from within Yuuki, and more about Gen’s newly-revealed tendency to forget key details of his past with his oldest friend, including defining moments that would normally be burned in someone’s memory, casting a tragic light on how little Yuuki actually meant to Gen. This one pretty much entirely didn’t work for me, and not for the expected distaste for Double Yuuki. While I didn’t love Yuuki’s maddened and distraught performance, the whole episode was geared towards such a constant level of psychological horror that it fit the surroundings enough to be not distracting, if not entertaining or moving in its own right. No, what didn’t work for me was how little agency Yuuki had in any phase of this story, mostly being criticized and betrayed by her friends, and then eventually pep-talked enough by Gen to paralyze and regress Gemini. While Yuuki does at least acknowledge Gemini’s place within her psychology, Yuuki herself never really defeats or confronts Gemini; instead, she just, like, stops feeling bad about herself – and her justifiable anger over Gen completely forgetting the defining moments of their childhood together, this is still actively infuriating as a viewer, Ryuusei 100% nailed Gen’s lack of follow-through back when they first met – until Fourze can detonate her. The key speech in this one is just Gen apologizing to Yuuki for being a bad friend! That isn’t even about Yuuki! It’s about Gen! This whole episode ends up being about Gen, and while that’s arguably more appealing for a lot of reasons, it’s like: what are we even doing here? What have we learned about Yuuki in the present day that changes anything? She’s not responsible for anything that happens in this story, she doesn’t actually confront her darker side in any way that matters, and she doesn’t really change as the result of anything that happens here. Her beef with Gen starts in the middle of 43, and gets resolved in 44, but it’s all new information that only exists within these two episodes. In a story that hinges its emotional stakes on the two halves of Yuuki’s mind, the climax is about Gen avowing his friendship to a girl after he basically blanked on the most important moment of their friendship; which, again, not a thing Yuuki did! It’s a Gen story! Man, of all the reasons I thought I wouldn’t like this story, They Didn’t Make It Enough About Yuuki was not where I thought I’d come down on it. Good to see Fourze can still surprise me this far into its run? https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/.../fourze44b.png |
If nothing else, this particular two-parter really did a good job making you feel sorry for Yuki regardless of how you feel towards her as a character.
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You know it’s near the finale when we’re doing stuff the toy company overlords woudlnt have allowed beforehand, like Gentaro equipping 4 modules at once and using Meteor Storm in the Cosmic Sword.
Though my only gripe (and calling it that is a massive stretch) is wondering how the design team and writers got “Harley Quinn as a Toku monster” from the Twin Star. Let’s just hope Ryusei and Tomoko don’t break up, otherwise that couple’s ticket is worthless. |
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There are plenty of things I like about these episodes. Most broadly, I think the kinda Twilight Zone atmosphere of everything with Yuuki is a lot of fun, where she has this doppelganger running around and it's goofy but also increasingly unnerving and suspenseful as the story progresses. No surprise the atmosphere is thick with Ishida directing though, which I think accounts for the comedy as much as the horror. (And also for the zoom-out transformation in 44 that now shows the entire universe, because we've come a long way in a year.)
I also like how it highlights the villainy of Gamou in a way that's also highlighting his humanity? The whole plot happens entirely because, in his own twisted way, he longs for the companionship of someone he feels he can truly relate to, and that's a neat angle for the final boss of Fourze. To have a hero who seeks out and embraces people specifically for being different than him, and a villain that fails to see the value in anyone who can't/won't follow the exact same path he does, and then give that conflict some nuance with the underlying notion that neither of them wants to be alone. |
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KAMEN RIDER FOURZE NET MOVIES - EVERYBODY, IT’S CLASS TIME!
https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies0.png I love Net Movies! They’re an enjoyably ridiculous collection of HBV-style buffoonery, thinly-veiled promotional material, fascinating looks behind the scenes, and a smattering of teasing personal attacks disguised as in-jokes. One of my favorite things about Heisei Phase 2! The best way to watch these films is slowly, one every few days over the course of several months… so of course, I watched all 28 in two days. IT’S “TOO MANY NET MOVIES IN A ROW” TIME!!! MONDAY, FIRST PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT LEGENDARY RIDERS #1 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies1.png The idea of Ichigou being a long-winded, overly-invested mentor is an incredibly pleasant difference from his glowering, judgmental attitude that we’ll get to experience in a couple years via Heisei Vs Showa, and I kind of wish this comedic version was canon. I like Helicopter Grandpa Ichigou! He’s way more fun to think about! MONDAY, SECOND PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT AGHS STUDENTS #1 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies7.png This is the Hayami I remember. These Net Movies have an outsized impact on my recollections for everyone’s favorite slowly-deteriorating Principal: him gently referring to a student as a piggy, him trying to convince a student that the Zodiart Switch-themed helmet is an educational tool, him getting wrecked by Leo because Leo thinks it’s funny. Like, this is my guy. MONDAY, THIRD PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE ZODIARTS #1 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies13.png Wow, zero memory of this set of films! Neat to see Kijima back, and he’s well-suited to play the host of a Horoscope-themed comedy showcase. While he’s right to punish Shun for his terrible pun (and, more likely, the personal attack; dude, do not try and get over on the judges), we didn’t exactly get a winner? I think I’d pick Virgo – just saying Libra Is A Coward got me to laugh out loud, mostly because it’s so blunt and mean. Unexpected response for a comedy showcase, but perfectly in character for Virgo! MONDAY, FOURTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE SCORPION LADY #1 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies17.png …oh my God, there’s nothing here. Did Sonoda have some sort of blackmail on the production team, to get a series of wildly irrelevant Net Movies, charting her canonically unsuccessful attempts to find a new Horoscope, that all happened dozens of episodes ago?! Why would you do this instead of literally any other idea: Ohsugi’s days off! Tachibana’s record collection! Jirou joins a basketball team! Literally any other idea would be a better use of time! MONDAY, FIFTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SUIT ACTORS #1 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies25.png Maybe my favorite ones of these videos. I love how lively and engaged and relentlessly goofy the JAE team is – no one becomes a suit actor because they’re boring, you know? They’ve all got fun stories, and manage to constantly surprise Ryuusei with the casual way they talk about pouring boiling water on your head accidentally, or that each actor is responsible for detonating the gunpowder taped to their bodies. I would seriously watch a full half-hour version of this show on a regular basis. TUESDAY, FIRST PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT AGHS STUDENTS #2 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies8.png Oh, right! Hayami’s a creepy pervert in this one! Another iconic and non-canonical thing that definitely and forever colored my perceptions of this character! TUESDAY, SECOND PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT LEGENDARY RIDERS #2 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies2.png The return of Riderman, and his elegant mouth! Not much to this one, but I really enjoyed the close-up of Rope Arm and Magic Hand doing the friendship handshake, mostly because I could imagine the two crew members who were operating those props from off-camera, and everyone on set laughing their asses off at it. TUESDAY, THIRD PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SPACE IRONMEN #1 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies21.png Promotional material for the summer movie! I knew it was in here somewhere. While the narrative or dramatic/comedic value is low (there’s maybe two jokes, not counting Yuuki’s quick song), I honestly enjoy the little Toei Toku history lessons when they crop up in ancillary materials. The diegetic nature of Tachibana showing old toku clips… very fun! TUESDAY, FOURTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE SCORPION LADY #2 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies18.png Terrible! Boring! Pointless! MOVING ON! TUESDAY, FIFTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE ZODIARTS #2 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies14.png Is Shun the least funny member of the KRC? He’s definitely smug enough to think he’s funny, even with all the evidence pointing to the contrary. (I didn’t really care for this installment, but I like thinking about the ways in which Shun is uncool.) WEDNESDAY, FIRST PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE ZODIARTS #3 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies15.png My favorite thing about this series of sketches – which are, otherwise, kind of a slog – is that Shun’s jokes aren’t just unfunny, they’re incorrect. It’d be one thing for the writer to give just some cornball joke, but the ones he gets are also factually inaccurate, which is realistically more offensive to a comedian like Kijima. Like, dude’s got a regular human hand! It’s right there! Your premise is flawed! WEDNESDAY, SECOND PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SUIT ACTORS #2 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies26.png Just your normal stories of knocking yourself unconscious for a better shot, or dealing with your crippling fear of heights while Ishida tells you to jump around more on a roller coaster. Pretty standard stuff! WEDNESDAY, THIRD PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT LEGENDARY RIDERS #3 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies3.png First, can we please talk about Tomoko’s adorable movie outfit? She’s like a chubby-cheeked Lara Croft, and it's incredibly distracting, but in a good way. If I’m forced to talk about something else – how dare you, I thought we were all Team Tomoko over here – I liked Gentraou being slowly but kindly destroyed by the Kamen Rider franchise’s version of the Eighth Doctor. Shin is not built for friendship! WEDNESDAY, FOURTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SPACE IRONMEN #2 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies22.png Kengo’s stern rebuke to JK’s admission of breakfast avoidance actually busted me up, full-on laugh. Otherwise, it’s more toku flashback stuff (good!) and another Yuuki song (dull!), all of which adequately filled up the time. WEDNESDAY, FIFTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT AGHS STUDENTS #3 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies9.png Imagine working on a show like Fourze for a year as a background actor, and then getting the call to do a three-minute Net Movie where you get a name, a personality, and a little defining moment to yourself. That’s sweet, and another reason why I miss these Net Movies. THURSDAY, FIRST PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SPACE IRONMEN #3 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies23.png God, this one got bleak! The KRC without Gentarou is a pretty defeated and defeatist ensemble! THURSDAY, SECOND PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT AGHS STUDENTS #4 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies10.png I love that there’s legitimate continuity to this ridiculous series of films. Hayami’s Leo-inflicted injuries visibly pile up, sure, but Hayami also gets increasingly weary and resigned to both his failures and their accompanying humiliations. Again, this is my guy!!! THURSDAY, THIRD PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SUIT ACTORS #3 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies27.png Takaiwa’s just like Okay Eitoku with a snort, which is adorable. These guys have known each other forever, and it shows. Beyond that, just a great look at how suit actors collaborate (or don’t!) with face actors and voice actors to try and develop a character piecemeal. The Virgo stuff was the most interesting to me, the symbiosis of the suit actor making choices, the voice actor adding their take, and then the suit actor refining their choices off of what the voice actor chose. Really fascinating stuff! THURSDAY, FOURTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE SCORPION LADY #3 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies19.png I wish I had been sent to the Dark Nebula instead of watching these Sonoda films! Save me, Virgo! THURSDAY, FIFTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT LEGENDARY RIDERS #4 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies4.png The extended confusion over multiple Tachibanas and multiple Kousei Amanos is one of my all-time favorite Kamen Rider gags. (Easily in my Top 5.) Even before I watched Blade, this Net Movie cracked me up, and it’s even funnier now alongside Amano’s return to the franchise through both Outsiders and Zeztz. This, and the Grease/Otoya stuff from the last Heisei Generations movie, are so nice. I like when the filmmakers can joke about how there are only five actors and seven names in all of Kamen Rider! FRIDAY, FIRST PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT AGHS STUDENTS #5 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies11.png Say what you will about this installment’s lazy reliance on body-shaming (it’s beneath the production team), but I found Bobuta’s workout dance to be remarkably calming and zen-like. I can’t vouch for its effectiveness as exercise, but it was relaxing to watch. Maybe not for Leo and Libra, though! FRIDAY, SECOND PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SPACE IRONMEN #4 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies24.png I love that several videos built around concocting a strategy to defeat the Kyodain end up with Maybe These People We Know Are Based On Characters From A 1976 Tokusatsu Series And Will Help Us. (What, the omelet rice part didn’t generate enough combat options?) Tachibana was maybe not a ton of help overall, largely recapping the contents of a 40-year old TV show that will not be heavily referenced in the current summer movie. At least he got to enjoy some gravity for a little bit? FRIDAY, THIRD PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE ZODIARTS #4 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies16.png You never know in these Net Movies where the bizarre production details are going to crop up – was not expecting to learn in the Horoscope comedy showcase that Kia Asamiya specifically designed the Aquarius Horoscope to have larger breasts than the Virgo Horoscope. Easily the funniest joke in this installment! FRIDAY, FOURTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT LEGENDARY RIDERS #5 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies5.png Again, boy, can we please just talk about Tomoko’s adorable W cosplay?! They shoulda cast that lady in every revival, and the world was sadly robbed of the sight of her as a series of chubby-cheeked Legendary Riders in Zi-O. Also, hey, Accel! I love that suit! FRIDAY, FIFTH PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT THE SCORPION LADY #4 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies20.png Totally pointless in the end – a bunch of short films that feel like the first scenes you cut in an episode that isn’t working – but I did like that it concluded with Sonoda accidentally being a good teacher in the end. I like that it didn’t change her, and it was a brief detour on her doomed road. That was sweet. Everything else was terrible! SATURDAY, FIRST PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT SUIT ACTORS #4 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies28.png I mean, what more could you say about Takaiwa? Dude defined the Heisei generation of Kamen Rider in a bigger way than literally anyone else. Any one of his suit performances as a main Rider would put him in a hall of fame, and then he did 17 more. No superlative is enough, and no praise would ever be hyperbole. Probably the best to ever do it. SATURDAY, SECOND PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT AGHS STUDENTS #6 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...etmovies12.png I can’t believe how much effort the producers put into this final installment of the rampantly low-budget and thoroughly absurd Hayami series. We get the gay-panic-y Morota stuff, which is sort of where you’d think this’d stop, but then we get the suit debut of Pisces, along with appearances from Gen, Ryuusei, Kengo, and Yuuki! (I love how committed Ryuusei is to screaming in fury at Morota. Maybe the funniest performer from this cast?) All that, and they even actually tell you who Pisces is at the end! They did not need to go this hard!!! SATURDAY, THIRD PERIOD: LEARN ABOUT LEGENDARY RIDERS #6 https://kamenriderdie.com/images/kr/...netmovies6.png Please enjoy the mysteriously and uncharacteristically silent Wizard, as the actor who’s playing him either hasn’t been cast yet, or he hasn’t had time to record audio for these Net Movies. Either way, I like the bit of melancholy Fourze has about essentially graduating into being a Legendary Rider (or will in just a few weeks), and I love a magic-obsessed Tomoko finally meeting a Kamen Rider she can geek out over. She’s worked hard, and she deserves a Kamen Rider of her own! |
Wait, are you telling me Tomoko is (semi-)canonically a Wizard fan, on top of everything else? Because that honestly totally slipped my mind. I guess my brain just struggles to process the idea of the obvious best Fourze character somehow being even better. :lol
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