Is seeking funds to create the Creepy Children Orchestra: a group specializing in making songs where all the lyrics are small children singing creepy shit.

Like Drunken Whaler from Dishonored.

Records classic rock songs in the style of old folk tunes... in German.

Doesn't have deviantart glitching out on them.

Should know that I don't actually store anything that would qualify as "art" on said site anyway.

Flies on a Japanese RhinoDragon.

Thread killer

Revives threads.

Like ice.

Likes pink hedgehogs.

Likes bats in a way that makes me nervous.