Solid black with sparse bits of armored padding and 4 boring white lines on the left pectoral.

Fuck off. Just fuck off.

I like how they're really, really trying hard to make sure this movie is entirely devoid of good ideas.

Next thing you know The Thing will look like a bodybuilder in a Gillie suit instead of an orange rock monster.

Well, an image of a Thing bust was leaked a while back, and it (thankfully) looked awesome.

But why focus on this movie? Why not this awesome series you should totally be throwing your money at:

http://wordofthenerdonline.com/wp-co...piderX1-02.jpg

So wait, I thought Peter Parker had become a college professor. Was that retconned out in OMD, too?

No. Peter was a high-school teacher, but he resigned sometime during Civil War (I believe). He then became a photographer for the DB, but quit after a brief stint as a paparazzo. Later on, he got a job at Horizon Labs. Thanks to Ock's shenanigans, he lost that job and became CEO of a start-up cybernetics company.

Anyone who sees him (so Daredevil, who he regularly fights, is safe from this) and is in range of his purple hue (actually I stand corrected, he release pheromones from his skin, but DD has a strong enough will to resist him) falls under his control, and he's used this to date rape, rape, and demean women as well as be a typical villainous asshole. So he's pretty dark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-BVs-KCSiA



So yeah. That's a thing.

Looks alright. But nothing that gets me excited at all.

Yeah, "a thing" sums it up pretty well really.