Just made me bust a gut.

Suffers from a hernia.

Suffers from hemorrhoids due to pulling miracles out of his... rear.

Is a wonder of Gosei.

NINJA'd.

Has an utterly ridiculous hat.

Is not interested in AA5.

Has a massive mansion on Pluto.

Has a pointed stick.

Owns an underground mining operation on Tyger Pax.

Came from a research facility in the Big Empty.

He has not really stated where he'd rather live if he could leave Kentucky.

Hasn't known me long enough to know that I actually have done just that and am in the process of planning and executing such a relocation.

Apparently in the Witness Protection Program.

Joined in 2012.

Forever someone's.

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posted at 2:30PM EST

Is an NPC, controlled by the lord of this world, a deranged fanfic writer

One of these days, we will learn of his location.

Is a doctor.

Is inflating my credentials.

Unless, of course, he was ninja'd.

Edit: Lives in ninjaville, where he trained in the way of the ninja

Is not from the hidden leaf village.

Is not sitting next to a platypus.

Is not a demon from the depths of Tartarus. This guy comes from one level above that.

Is not AkibaPink

Is a dancer

Is not so great a dancer.

Likes Eiri

Has the cutest Giratina I've ever seen in his sig

Enemy to melonkind.

Is a fellow inmate in the prison known as life.

Is a prisoner.

Should watch 3 Idiots.

Is trying to catch me.

Should also watch 3 Idiots.

Should play the Persona series of games.

Was ninja'd.

Should know that is irrelevant, since his post was still above me.