I remember you guys asking if I had any female characters, so I'd like you to give a warm welcome to Chance's Girlfriend.

"We can only spend a year together, and then I have to go into hibernation for 12 years I am sorry."

http://i.imgur.com/01kC3HZ.jpg

They look so......happy together? I demand a Lifetime movie!

When Drew Lansing's girlfriend is infected by the rare genetic disease known as...Getting Possessed by a Deadite...they have to learn the hilarious way that there is more to life and love, than skin that doesn't drop off in horrible gooey chunks.

I was thinking more of:
My Boyfriend Killed Himself, Came Back To Life, Beat Up My New Boyfriend And Fought A White Dude And A Black Chick: The Jason Lee Scott Story.

And then somewhere in all this there is a human tank who is in love with an obese possessed woman. :lol

I sense sequel!

I sense cross franchise continuity ala Avengers! :lol

I sense an Oprah guest star appearance! And facial reconstruction!

Now all I need is an Oprah figure and some chairs in scale to my Figuarts.

Or just have Kim play Oprah playing Lansing's Aunt.mAnd who needs chairs?