Fears The Mighty Boosh.

Created a new term.

Should know I didn't create it.

Once sought out the Hornet Shaman.

Has never sought out on the path of Hades.

Is awesome.

Is correct! :D
(and also awesome)

Is the head activist on the conservation of Absol.

Lives in a hedge maze.

Is the mystical controller and defender of the very last Sprinkle in the Universe.

Is in fact the oldest trick in the book.

Sentai is secretly Candelilla's son.

Is secretly the offspring of a giant robot who mated with a pink heroine.

Once pimp-slapped a whale.

boss for not messing up that white outfit.

He once ate an entire village of penguin Smurfs.

Swallows Volkswagens whole.

Swallows Freghtliners whole.

secretly the king of all cosmos

His signature features my favorite Sentai, one of my favorite riders, and one of my favorite video games of all time.

Is not getting harassed by a puppy.

has puppies constantly harassing them

XWin5t0nX is his evil twin.

has over powered fuel in car

Has ponies instead of a car.

drives a lion

Married someone who has sentai delusions.

Married nobody but has a harem of pink rangers.

Now lives on a meteor in a white hole.

Has only one woman in his sig I can name by name, which is usually how you name something.

Can only name the Goseiger :lol

Can probably name all female rangers of the top of his head if you asked him to. :lol

Knows exactly what movie Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble One of Us One of Us is from without using Wikipedia.

Which is actually quite impressive.

Freakin' Ninja'd.

Someone I should probably apologize to... sorry. :o

has apologized for something

Is not apologizing for anything.

hE lIKes JaAM.

Whoops, wrong 2005 Network forum. :D

Has confused me.

Is confused again.

is the confusing one