Is the rainbow conductor.

can come aboard whenever he wants

Has designated me as co-conductor of the rainbow train.

has earned his place with the power of imagination

has a fighting force that uses the ultimate power of imagination and trains.

Will be my ally against the evil Rainbow colored monkeys.

Would attack rainbow monkeys.
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Remembers Codename Kids Next Door.

possibly a frost wizard

Believes I may have caused the snow to fall.

Professional fish fencer.

Has a masters in cosmic basketball history.

Confuses my degree in omniversal dodgeball theory for cosmic basketball history.

Does not draw.

Does not tinker with screwdrivers, hobby knives, hot glue guns and assorted bits of junk.

Is a Lvl 76 Half-Elf Paladin.

Is the walrus.

Is the Lorax.

Is the Snake Eater.

Apparently not a Nathan Fillion fan.

Had best take that back, or I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end him.

Wears women's clothing from the 16th century.

Is oblivious to the comfort and style that accompanies wearing a bonnet.

Is on a master quest.

has powers unimaginable to we mere mortals

Has powers completely imaginable by small rodents.

Will blast his way out of Kentucky.

Knows that the Fry Cook Cometh.

Will help me blast me out of Kansas.

Wants to be blasted out of Kansas.

Is possibly content with his location.

is most likley not content with his location at the moment

Might be content with his location

His ava features one of my least favorite rider designs.

Currently has no love for snow.

Will make it snow on all the eskimoes in Antartica, and wake the boy thats been sleeping for a hundred years to defeat the evil country of hot taco sauce packets.

Is speaking nonsense.

does not speak nonsense

The king of nonsense.

Did not just watch Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.