exists only in 4th dimensional space

Exists only within dark space.

Did not almost faint from laughter.

Has a dolphin in their signature.

Actually, it's 10-dimensional space.

Is Shattered Glass Batman.

Has accused me of being Hobo Owlman.

Will have his future wife join the site and go by Selena Kyle.

Knows of my personal favorite Batman ship.

Is a batman shipper.

Ships Phoenix Wright with a dolphin.

Does not have a ridiculously long tongue.

Did not lose his lucky snorkel to a big ass hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril.

Is a ghost dad.

has not broken the first law of robotics recently

Is a closet [insert crappy dime-a-dozen tween sitcom] fan.

Achieved his lifelong dream of working a part-time job at the Sizzler.

Will one day, somewhere in the omniverse, shave a yak.

Managed to defeat a Tyrannosaurs Rex in a rap battle and live to tell the tale.

defeated by a walrus in a jazz flute battle for the ages

Sells hot dogs.

Really knows how to kill the mood.

Hooked on a feeling.

Now i'm believin'

Now knows that Ironicly my last name is Kyle.

Über-NINJA'd!

The Vegetable Rider.

Wants to watch a Sesame Street special where the characters react to sudden disaster in real time just to watch the Muppet-tastic realistic pandemonium.

Is entirely correct.

The idea of Elmo having a mental breakdown while living through the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake pleases him.

Should know that, if I was a chef, I would not putt fennel seeds in every dish. Instead, I would include a bowl of fennel seeds with every dish for the customer to enjoy separately.

Shows restraint with fennel much to my surprise.

Fails to understand that fennel seeds are meant to be enjoyed as a separate food item, not as a seasoning.

Has taught me that grocery stores are stupid for putting fennel next to the paprika and bay leaves.

Needs to just eat it.

Uses Cyriak animations as children's entertainment.

Owns a flying Camaro.

has a flying dirt bike made of hopes and doom

Is a shipper.

Isn't a real lawyer.

Jousts windmills.