Anyone who confuses me with my 20 year age difference older brother, Every Detroit Tiger player, every Kansas City Chiefs fan (including my sister :)), salepeople, and people who allowed themselves to be brainwashed by Trainwreckger.

Gravity. #@$% that guy, I want to fly like Superman. :mad:

Gravity isn't the one holding you back dude, what's holding you back is the sun.

Isn't there a planet that orbits a star that gives humans superpowers the way our Sun gives Kryptonians superpowers? Batman went there in and episode of The Brave and the Bold I think...

The one where he met with the Batman of Zur-En-Arh, yeah.

Was that the one where he made the planet's native hero feel insecure?

Anyone who thinks I'm referring to the shit vampire series when they hear me say the phrase "I love Twilight."

Yeah, and he got his ass whooped because that planet's Lex Luthor used quartz or granite or something since that's apparently our Kryptonite.

Don't worry. I've since conditioned myself to think of purple poni before the vampires when I hear "Twilight."

Well, when you preface it with that, yeah I think that. Otherwise, no.

People who pronounce my home city as "Saint Louie".

It's St. Louis you illiterate twits. LOO-IS. LOUIS.