Haven't watched much of Wizard so the joke is kinda lost on me, but hopefully this helps Den-O

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Alright then.

Haruto walks into a restaurant and sits down at a table. Not long after, a waiter arrives to take his order.

"And what can I get you this fine afternoon?" the waiter asks. Before Haruto can answer, a Phantom bursts into the restaraunt, searching for the Gate. Haruto stands up, turns on the WizarDriver, straps on a Ring, looks at the waiter, and smiles.

"Water, Please."

Dude, I did that pun a long while back when someone wanted to know the benefits of buying a WizarDriver.

... Tartar sauce.

Actually, that gives me an idea.

What's a dentist's least-favorite condiment? TARTAR SAUCE.

Some stupid ones that came to mind after all the Blade I've been watching:

-Tokunation doesn't have revived threads, it has Undead threads.
-Why is Chalice so likeable? It's because he's the Heart of the show.
-Why is Kenzaki so nice? It's because he has kindness in Spades.
-Why Tachibana never gives up? His determination is as strong as a Diamond.
-Do you know why Leangle joined the show so late? it's because he wasn't invited to the Club .

*Edit*
-Why where Tachibana and Kenzaki chosen to be Riders? It's because they are Jacks of all trades.

Erm...I was thinking "Wizard doesn't drink water, he drink wooootaaaa." Needs a proper image.

Are you maxed out yet? That was great. *checks* No, but you are now.

I like the heart and club ones.

I tried getting a friend of mine into Kamen Rider and... he didn't get it. I guess it was just beyond his comprehenshin.

What does Hideari Shotaro order when he's at the coffee shop? He gets the Half and Half

:lolol Both of these are great!

And, just because I'm on an Aquaman high:

I always knew there was something FISHY about the Aquaman from Batman: The Brave and the Bold.

(And no, I don't care if it's been done before, because I've maxed out already. :p)