was a gladiator on American Gladiator

Was a contestant on "Who Wants To Be A Superhero?"

Is little bill.

Is Scamper the Penguin.

Is the donkey from Shrek.

Ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did.

Ruining fry cooks faster than Goodburger.

Self-flagellates whenever he thinks Power Traingers looks intriguing.

Does not like trains.

Should know I am impartial to trains, though I would like to see them used more in mainstream American transit.

Should spearhead a revival of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Should know I can buy Thomas merch at Target so a revival is unnecessary at this point.

Should know it's the idea that counts.

has ideas

Hazzzzzz planzzzzzz.

Involved in said plans.

Has plans of his own

Has something to do with plants.

Has something to do with Planets.

Has something to do with dinosaurs. And Samba.

Is a car brand.

Has something to do with Klonoa

has something to do with colors

Has a toku army.

Has a false lawyer.

Defies Phoenix Wright.

Defends Phoenix Wright.

Defends no one!

Seriously, Klonoa, you not only had that car brand thing already, it was false the first time you used it and still is... The car brand name is SuzuKI not Suzu...

Her username is part of the name of an automotive brand.

If pronounced phonetically, his name is "zwonenfivetzeronz".

Jackie Chan and his two annoying relatives are trying to track down 12 of him before an evil dragon statue can.

Will ascend the tower of death and become as legendary as Bruce Lee.

Coordinates Mad Max-style death races for little old ladies.

Has a show based on hi's childhood.

Takes ten paces and turns just for fun.

Watches old westerns for fun.

Breaths just for fun.

Also breaths for fun.

Friends with Shamu's hipster cousin, Shammy

Ships Gokai Pink with Eiji Hino XD.