*blink*

Wut.

I'm an Ultra fan, but this is... strange. Just strange.

april fools??? is th joke nighmares?

Are we sure this isn't a bad April Fool's joke?

Sadly I don't think so.

Mods can someone edit this for me?:lol

… By the fires of Mazama, hot and burning;

By the waters of Columbia, strong and flowing;

By the winds of Rainier, cold and blowing;

By the powers of the Earth, firm and turning;

By the stars of Orion, bright and shining;

Our souls were created not for dining;

No power, terrestrial or celestial,

Desires your presence, O child of despair.

Begone! Wretched destroyer, unto thy void of destruction!

Begone! Hated enemy, into the fear thou created!

Begone! Foul beast, to whence ye came!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*Breaks through window and falls down from very tall building while still screaming*

hahahah wat

:( Oh Japan, why you gotta do this to us? What could we have possibly done to deserve this?