Okay Akibaranger, you can stop now. We get it, you're creepy and weird attempts to be referencial have drilled home your "wacky fanservice parody" shtick enough.

who said adults cant play toys with an adult show?

I don't think you get Akibaranger... It's not creepy or weird, they're just parodying otaku tropes and adult men and women obsessed with "moe" is chief among them and rife for parody, its funny.

i hope the light/sound trigger is in some intentionally obscene place XD that would make this even funnier!

If you say so.

Looks like a comfortable handle at the very least