Puns are something I used to dabble in. Let's see if I can shake off the rust.

Yusuke Godai is quite the nice guy. He's always ready to help out anyone, but I doubt he wants to deal with another Kuuga.

Torin may be a god, but when it comes to keeping Nossan from making his corny jokes he's a bit of a bird brain!

Thats me. :lol


So I figured Id try-

Yo mama so big she walked by the tv, by the time she walked by, Terui Ryuu henshined into Kamen Rider Accel.

I have a really dirty pun XD.

Akiko is so guilty of loving Terui that every night she gets put on Trial

Eh. Maybe I'm just not getting those.

LOL. That's not really a pun, but you made me laugh, so I'll give you an entry.


And with that, here are the current standings:

EDIT: Sentai has now maxed out his entries also. But don't stop submitting, some of these are pure gold.

KamenRiderOOO x5
Sentai x5
AkibaSilver x1
guncannon109 x2
losondro x4
Kiryu x1
XW1n5t0nX x2
kidicarus x1
ZeoRangerV x1
uchihabro77 x1

Lame pun alert!

Two Goseiger fans had met, fallen in love, but didn't tell each other their feelings. The day they parted ways, one of the Goseiger fan's friends approached him. "Hey don't you like that girl? GoseiKnight and try to see if she'll let you back at her place!

Oh theyre supposed to be puns? I just read make you laugh. :lol

What did Nossan say after seeing King DeBoss rise from the Resevoir? I'll be Damned!

I just thought of one, right now, thanks to OOO.

I hear that Accel was worried the first time he used the Gaia Memory. He didn't have enough time to put it through a Trial Run :D

I went to DekaBase and asked if i could see DekaRed, they then proceeded to Ban me.

How does Eiji decide which combo to use? He flips a coin.

That was horrible :lol

Eh, can't blame me for trying. :lol

An Akibaranger story.

One day, Yumeria had a little too much to drink, so Mitsuki took her home. Being playful like always, she began to mess with Mitsuki. Kicking at her, Mitsuki realized she missed as Yumeria jumped back. What did Yumeria say in response? "Mitsuki, Mitsuki, Nya you gotta kiss me!"

Go home, OOO, your B.A.C. is over infinity.

I don't drink :lol.

Anybody want some Jaegermeister? It goes well with Pacific Rum

Tokunation Sentai Modranger says otherwise. :p

I've got one, I've got one:

What did Gaim say to Wizard-haters anxious for the new Kamen Rider?

"ORANGE you glad to see me?"

All because there's a character based off of me in there, doesn't mean it's really how I am.

What's Medusa's least favorite movie? Gremlins.

I would hope so. That scene was not heroic in the slightest (namely because you were breaking the law).

Why do I get the feeling that if Baron was ShinkenRed instead of Takeru, Ryuunosuke would go BANANAS in his servitude to him?

When watching Kamen Rider Wizard I can't wait Nitoh to show up Because I think he is the BEAST rider in the show

I'm glad to see there was activity here while I was at work.

Also not a pun. But I laughed. So you get an entry.

I still love that one.

LOL. Simple.

HAH!

Current standings:

KamenRiderOOO x5
Sentai x5
AkibaSilver x1
guncannon109 x2
losondro x4
Kiryu x1
XW1n5t0nX x2
kidicarus x1
ZeoRangerV x1
uchihabro77 x1
KRX x2
Golden King x1

Think Dick Grayson'll ever turn to crime? If he does he'll really be Robin the place.

I know I had my five but I dont care :lol

That hasn't stopped OOO. He's posted more than 10 now I think. There's always room for more puns.

EDIT: Just found this.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7732554240/h0363C79A/

What do you call a tanned Spock? Sun Vulcan

Kyoryu Blue's dad after hearing a bad pun he made: "He's Nossan of mine!"

What do you call a sneaky hurricane that struck out of nowhere? Ninja Storm

Being that Tommy was the noob that joined the team, he was naturally the Green Ranger

After the divorce, the ex wife took one ranger figuart from the ex husband and she said "Akibaranger Figuart"

Don't I have three?

He's only counting the ones that make him laugh.

Oh my god! where did you find that? :lol

Why was Katsumi Daido placed on the moon?
Cause Nightmare Moon wanted to make the night Eternal

A little cross-toku one here:

Why did Hiromu fail the Kamen Rider exam?

He kept freezing at the Henshin.

I can be picky.

Well, I do have other criteria, but in a nutshell, yes.

*facepalm*


Updated standings:

KamenRiderOOO x5
Sentai x5
AkibaSilver x1
guncannon109 x2
losondro x4
Kiryu x1
XW1n5t0nX x2
kidicarus x1
ZeoRangerV x1
uchihabro77 x1
KRX x2
Golden King x1
Sentai Tamashii x3
AoBlue x1
Thessair x1

I suck at puns, even more so in a foreign language but let's give this a Trial:

Shotaro would trump this contest because he's quite the Joker!

The other buddyroids don't like Gorisaki, because whenever Ryuuji is in a pinch, he goes Bananas!

You know why the Go-Busters didn't fight W in movie taisen? It's because Ryuuji can't handle the Heat!

Kamen Rider Blade originally was supposed to have a Mech in it. The suit was later recycled as Go-Buster Ace!

Render unto Dragon Caesar the things that are Dragon Caesar's, and unto Daizyujin the things that are Daizyujin's

Accel it's not a Rider, he's a Kamen Ride!

Do yo know why people don't laught at Nossan's puns? it's because he's Toriying too hard!

The Go-Busters are not only unbreakable they are also unBeetable!

Do you know why Gaimu only eats fruits? It's because he's Berry concerned about his figure.

Youko's favorite vegetable? Lettuce of course!


I'll manage to get 5 entries to this contest, even if the process is Eternal!

...So I actually did 12 submissions instead of 6.
I guess I did Double work

That would also work with Kyoryujin Kung-Fu.
(and no, neither this, or that, is a pun)

What does Gosei say when he hits his target? Got 'cha!