Somehow got confused for me.

He is a giant robo version f the MITB memory eraser.

Owns many sharp objects carried in leather sheathes.

Carries many robots in leather sheaths

Once had a deep, introspective conversation with a hallucination of a truck-driving ox.

The Topless Robot topless robot is his waifu.

Gave me two guns and a fennel plant.

Got blindsided by a submarine's sonar.

Ate a Sega Saturn piece by piece while listening to Fleetwood Mac.

Inhaled smoke from the sacred Pipe of of Porflaniox and went on a vision quest to seek his true consciousness, which took form within his mind-dream as a floating business card for a small-time Chicago Tribune contributor and spoke in the heartsong of the Golden Badgers of Naas.

High as a kite flying a kite.

Thinks I'm under the influence when really it's just the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Single-handedly hunted the Snuffleupagus to near extinction.

Has read my biography.

Is a best selling author.

Has a creepy sig.

Is scared of sharp objects wielded by girls clad in black.

Took a picture with a random girl cosplaying as Pikachu.

NINJA'd by a director crazier than Ed Wood.

Says I'm crazier then one of my favorite filmmakers.

Is secretly the stepbrother of Frankenstein.

Did not specify if he meant the creator or the creation.

Pointed out how people often erroneously refer to Frankenstein's Monster as "Frankenstein".

His avatar makes me think of Beetlemon instead of a Gundam.

Has played a vs Capcom game.

Is right, I've played MVC3!

Actually it's probably one of the only modern fighter that I've played for longer 5 minuites.

His username in Latin is "Quinque Stella Mirificentia."

Is apparently fluent in Latin.

Probably more fluent in Latin as I am in Farsi.

Is not fluent in Farsi.

Has said a language I have never heard of.

Is not latino.

Is not an American...in America!

Does not know the name of the modern Persian language which is recognized as the official language of Iran.

Said...words.

Loves the Stelio Kontos theme from American Dad!.

Is not an effeminate alien with a drinking problem.

Probably never played Spec Ops: The Line.

Wants to trap the Teletubbies in Jigsaw's death chambers, seeks to torture Barney in Buffalo Bill's lotion pit and finds Big Bird's "Blue Bird of Happiness" song to be the funniest thing he has ever seen.

He *takes a deep breath* Is my number one *takes a deep breath* and I.

Should know it's "...are my number one *deep breath and quick exhale* guy."