needs to face the awesome power of squid

Discovered Squid Girl, the only anime with tentacles that isn't a Hentai.

knows how impossible a task that is

knows that i need to watch squid girl at some point

Can detect cheese from over a mile away.

Is a signing pumpkin.

Is 1/3 Human 1/3 insect and 1/3 monkey.

Is 1/2 Scorpion, 1/2 Man and 1/2 horse.

Is a logic defyer

Framed the muffin man.

Does not know of the Muffin Man's true nature.

Unless, of course, he's talking about the Muffin Man of Earth-3.

Was wronged in the past by a baker/confectioner.

He is the Candyman's man.

Fixes it with love

He can take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew.

Is clearly the doctor and not the monster.

Knows exactly who Frankenstein is.

Knows that I know stuff.

He is the glomping rider.

Is really the Batta Man.

Fears the Muffin Man's evil army of 30 ft tall attack Muffins.

Worries about 30 ft tall attack muffins when he should really be worried about the 6 ft tall War Dachshunds.

Is the "Man in the shadows" from The Amazing Spider Man.

Is making a reference to the Gentleman.

Is batman.

Crossdresses as Gardevoir.

Assumes that Gardevoir are necessarily female.

Knows about Male Gardevoir.

Knows about the newest planet in the zargnoofffikus galaxy.

Likes to reveal my secrets of my knowledge

Should know it's spelled "Zarg'nuf-Ikus."

At least according to The Grand Lord High Duke Umubi Sho-damka: Benevolent Emperor-King of the Fal-Rudin Territories.

He's actually quite a jerk. And a psycho.

Should fear the power of the zornarniafocuksian Dragon-Rabbits.

Should know that they're called "Qirtatch" and with the right arsenal, they are about as dangerous as an unsuspecting Mule Deer.

I've been on 3 different Qirtatch hunting trips so far, all successful!

Married a Kquagailllerffioan Princess.

Should knwo that their technical demonym is "Oopookoozoo" and they have a Duchy of Scientists.

Besides, Kemulans like myself disgust them. It's the lack of a protective suit.

Oopookoozoo are a society of Germaphobes, you see. :p

Is a woman.

Is a Vocaloid.

We're all going to wake up one morning to find that he's managed to resurrect wooly mammoths and has integrated them into society.

And we won't question it. Because we'll have mammoth steeds.

Wants to have a Bat Mammoth.

Wants to silence me.