Magical lawyer.

May or may not be working on a beard.

Is staying classy today

Is made of titanium.

Known as "El Chupacabras" in some circles.

Recently changed his avatar back to an iconic one.

May or may not look like Elsa on real life.

likes being frozen.

got frozen today

Is beary frozen.

Is Batman

Considers digging out their own teeth with rusty stake knife to be more entertaining than Super Megaforce.

NINJA'd by thund-wait, this applies to pretty much everyone! :lol

is not a fan of blitzing new powers :lol

Is The Blitz.

Shall help me destriy German Vegas.

... What.

Feels his position is threatened.

Resident Dr. McNinja.

THREAT: NULLIFIED.

Should know that you can't destroy German Vegas.

For that is not dead which can eternal lie, for in strange eons you will find that even death may die.

The other Batman.

Is sadly right.

Pessimists, the lot of you!

We shall destroy German Vegas... by saving German Vegas.

Never gives up, except for that one time in the hamptons.

Should know that the Muffin Man uses German Vegas as a Horcux and vice versa.

NINJA'd by algo, High Lieutenant of the Holy Cadbury Egg Chancellory.

Is confused.

Is shocked.

Has a cute sig.

Recognizes the beauty of Cure Moonlight.

Has a corncob pipe, button nose, and two terrifying soulless pits for eyes that are as dark as coal.

Hates snowmen.

Hates spikes.

Eats babies

Eats aliens.

Eats... personas?

Eats his weight in Kraft Macaroni and dreams of driving a Zamboni all over Saskatchewan.

If he hasn't already, he needs to watch New Girl.

Is a bomb.

Who's that girl, who's that girl, it's Jess.

EDIT: A man and a ninja, but not Ninjaman.

Should know I don't find Zooey Dechanel's "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" thing that entertaining.

NINJA'd twice, but the point stands.

How long until I'm getting chased by a mad gunman dressed as a fennel samurai?

Has failed me.

Probably wouldn't say that to me in public.

Ignored my post, and mine was the most positive of his show! ;_;

Is chased by a samurai.