Tells kyoryugray to dance

Is in a TARDIS, but hopefully not mine. I've turned off most of the safety features.

Flies a TARDIS without a license. Or any real training.

Beat up the Norwegian Ambassador for a Klondike Bar.

Taped the whole thing and used it to blackmail the Swiss Embassy.

Lives in a Minnesota, which he would blow up for a Klondike Bar, or just to make it warmer.

EDIT: Ninja'd by a man who likes Klondike Bars

Should know I actually have no great love for Klondike Bars, I just wanted an excuse to beat up a Scandinavian.

Dislikes Scandinavians.

Should know I have no great hatred for Scandinavians, it's just my lifelong dream to punch someone from every corner of the world.

Wants to punch someone from all over the world, for some reason.