Knows of the horror that is Jar Jar Binks.

Veteran of the Jar Jar Binks war.

Doesn't know that Jar Jar Binks was created due to a contract.

Has made me hate contracts now.

Isn't without reason.

Might have reason

Doesn't.

Mustn't.

Made out with a Portuguese octogenarian cosplaying as a chinchilla in a port-a-potty at a Nine Inch Nails concert.

.....knows surprising things.

Is surprised by weird things.

Should know Incubators can be surprised.

Likes to surprise people.

Knows that a cannot confirm nor deny that statement.

Keep your wives, daughters, nieces, step-sisters, female cousins, and anyone with one pair of X-chromosomes away from him and his bloody contracts.

Was once out on a stroll when he was ambushed by a Burmese parasol bearing the markings of a guild of assassin macaws before being pulled into this dimension by a redneck wizard who was attempting to harness the eldritch power of Don Knotts.

Knows about my secret assassin macaws.

Needs to reconsider what he recruits as assassins.

Should know they are only one guild of my assassins.

Shall fear the Order of the Laser Snipers.

Is part of the Order of Laser Snipers.

Snipes lasers, sounds hard!

Is....hard? Can I even say that?

Is most definitely not a rabbit.

Is part Rabbit.

Is all rabbit.

part rabbit,part machine...all cop

Says he can't describe himself in PG language.

I'm an Incubator, who the hell do you think I am?!

is going to pierce the heavens

With my Madrill.

Is seeking revenge in the form of a Kamen Rider :lol :lolol.

I'm an Incubator/Kamen Rider amalgam.

Lives in a Marty Robbins song.

Is a drug.

wants to consume him

Is a WITCH!

has exposed my secret identity

And his/her name is Gertrud.

has souless eyes