Has a clown on his entertainment car.

Should know that clowns aren't allowed within 25 miles of me.

Is coulrophobic

Is landaphobic.

should know that fear of land would be Terraphobia, if he wanted to keep consistent with the way a phobia words work.

Knows of my return.

Has Returned *fanfare*

Dropped rocks on everyone awhile ago. :lol
(Nice job!)

Thinks that a attempted mass murder (of gifs) is in someway commendable/ Thinks that fighting violence with violence is a-okay

Should know I referring to him doing a good job at preventing the incoming gif war battle.