King of bring back near dead congo-line facts.

Child of Aquaman.

Is clever

Fears undetectable malware.

Has the latest Angry Birds update.

Ninja'd by Ms. Buster.
Has a very nice app for his train schedule; it shows you exactly where each train is, when it's expected to arrive, and when it will, and it has various other features too.

Psychoanalyzes everyone around him.

Is afraid of having his computer be infected by Ransomware.

Has a Grumpig.

Needs a hug.