Is hiding in the closet! Get outta my house! :lol

Has a closet.

Who?

Is oddly more Kyubey than Kamen Rider.

NINJA'd by ShockerCon: The God of Presurized Cans of Processed Cheese.

Is oddly more Kamen Rider than Kyubey.

Look it up.

Is more eye than face.

Is more face then eye.

I'm an Incubator and a Kamen Rider.

Contradicts the laws of physics by walking on air

Really likes the only major American-made Ranger.

likes robots and things that are blue

Is entirely correct.

Thinks the Nestlé Tollhouse is a front for a cult.

Should know that I thoroughly infiltrated and investigated Tollhouse and debunked that suspicion.

Wonka Candies on the other hand...

thinks that wonka candies are a little...wonky

Putting it mildly.

became a little blue guy...with a mustache!!

Did not know Walter White was the dad from Malcom in the Middle on first glance.

Apparently never watched Arrested Development.

Has watched Firefly.

Hasn't. And that's terrible.

Hasn't watched Serial Experiments Lain. And that's probably not all very good.

Incorrect, I just haven't seen it since TechTV was a thing.

is the blue man mustache group

Oh. Has 15 eyes.
Edit: Ninja'd

is still a rider best served cold :lol

Is a gundam best served in a combo

is made of hopes, dreams, and fears

Vaguely resembles a macaroon.

Sees food everywhere.

Sees contracts at least as much as I see food.

Sees food ALOT.

Overestimates how much I see food.

Underestimates how much I see contracts.

Is not infatuated with a woman right now.

Forgot the conversation we had a while ago.

Should seek medical attention.

Needs CPR.

Needs a hero.

Thinks all the Bumblebees and Hot Shots are godless knockoffs of the great and powerful Cheetor.