Wants an all female ranger team.

Wants some more emotions.

Wants the power to move you.

Wants to move the power.

Hides power in a ditch in his backyard his grandma dug for him.

Has a map of ditches and who made them.

Hides power in the mirror in his closet.
Edit: Ninja'd by True Blue Two.

Is a mirror

Is a magic mirror.

Mirror Mayhem.

Owns a Mirrorball Suit.

Who the hell is True Blue One?

Mayhem's Mirror Man.
Edit: Ninja'd by True Blue Three. I call you True Blue --- for every time you ninja me.

Keeps getting Tali'd.

Is a member of the BBB.

Is a member of ABA.

Has lots of memberships.

ABA= Angry Bitches Anonymous.

Called himself a bitch.

Hell yeah.
BBB= Blue Boy Band

Assumes I'm in a band.

I never said it was a band in the music sense.

Assumes I'm part of a roving war band.

Has heard the brays of Janice.

Has heard weird noises

Has seen Friends.

Has seen unhappy things.

Has never seen German Vegas.

Has bad taste.
Edit: Curses, ninja'd by a gentleman.

Hates Madan Senshi.

Should know I like it, I just don't love it.

Should know there are only two sides in Akebono-cho!

Has polarized opinions.

In a trash can

On a futuristic Viking Ship.

Is a trash can.
Edit: Ninja'd.

Just can't stop getting ninja'd or Tali'd.

Faaaaaaaaar beyond the curve; That man's hat is blue, and there's nothing I can doooooo...

Has a pet worm.

Has a pet Bulbasaur.

Prefers Venustoise.

Prefers MissingNo.