Shoots science with a ray gun.

Confuses people.

Has a birthday coming up.

Does not have a Birthday coming up, (Unless he does of course since I don't know, I should probably check *checks* does March count as coming up?)

Knows I would count March as somewhat close.

Has a birthday that is relatively close to our current perceived position in time based upon the Gregorian Calendar.

Has a project.

should know that I almost always have projects, since my school has a lax policy on due dates, and because I'm kind of (read: extremely) lazy and distractible.

Ninja'd me

Knew a guy who once snorted a Pixy Stick like cocaine just because he was dared to to it.