Should know that I haven't either, I just understand references easily enough to know what show, movie, or video game the reference is from :lol.

Is a face, wearing goggles, in a bucket.

Is chuthulu.

Is an old one.

An ancient and terrible god

Not a god.

Not my mentor

Not my brother.

Has a brother.

Is a brother.

Has a sister

I don't have a sister.

is an anime sibling

IS playing with a full suit just not a full deck

Is a caramel sleeping bag underwater.
Edit: NINJAS!!!

Is a mermaid.

Is a mermale.

Arabian princess

Chinese prince.

And I am male, I think.

Doesn't know it's gender.

It makes me wanted.

Doesn't know the joy of having a sister.

Knows of my joy

Knows a joy!

has a girlfriend.

She's a BEST friend.

of course she is.

You're not the only one to say that.

is using Insistent Terminology

Knows....

Nose.
He has none.

Points out the blatant.

Watches The Boondocks.

Only occasionally.

Watches space dandy.

I don't, but wish I did.

Thinks Kobe Bryant is the sexiest man alive.

Thinks Brad Pitt is the sexiest man alive.

Think 1D are sexy.