Is a ghost.

Want to create a reality TV show shot in realtime whose only edits are for FCC reasons soley to make the most boring thing imaginable and to give a symbolic middle finger to the reality TV industry.

Fails to realize that just putting a camera in front of someone changes them massively

Should know "The Security Camera Hour" would be far more interesting than "Ice Road Logger Dynasty Pawn Wars: Trailer Trash Edition."

Should know that the best solution to this argument is to combine everything, and make a show in which we stack all the reality shows literally atop one another, and wait for them to collapse in on each other.

Wants the FCC's minds to implode upon themselves.

♪Loves the fellas at the freakin' FCC.♪

Needs to watch Some Jerk with a Camera

A man on a mission.

Eats with a trident like a god